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Post by The Darkness on May 20, 2007 1:44:08 GMT -5
Rules : You make a wish. The next person corrupts it, and makes a wish themself.
EX :
I wish I had a pony. You do, but it just stands there and does nothing. I wish I could sing. You can, but everything that comes out of your mouth is a song. I wish ...
And start
I wish I could play the guitar
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Post by Harry Osborn on May 20, 2007 17:00:50 GMT -5
Granted, but then the strings would break in a freak accident, fly off and hurt someone.
I wish my car's speedometer thingy would work.
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Post by The Darkness on May 21, 2007 0:41:17 GMT -5
Granted but then the brakes stop working(MUAHAHA)
I wish I had all the meat in the world
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Post by Drakken Kane on May 21, 2007 14:59:43 GMT -5
Unfortunately all meat came from all c reatures, including humans! The wish kills you!
I wish I was the luckiest person in the universe
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Post by Harry Osborn on May 21, 2007 22:49:40 GMT -5
Granted, but then everyone would get so jealous of ya that soon, everybody would be tryin' to murder you.
I wish my job paid more.
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Post by The Darkness on May 22, 2007 0:51:38 GMT -5
Granted but then your insurance policy doesnt cover it and your banks take all of your money as 'interest'
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Post by Drakken Kane on May 22, 2007 14:19:24 GMT -5
I wish everyone would use my idea to fix three problems with the world... kill in-mates on death row and feed them to starving countries. This way it fixes over-crowded cells, world-hunger, and allows our country to save money
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Post by The Darkness on May 22, 2007 16:58:25 GMT -5
They do but then you get sentanced to death row
I WISH....THAT I COULD BE A DUCK
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Post by Venom on May 22, 2007 17:00:16 GMT -5
As you finish your transformation, Duck Hunting season opens and you are shot... roast duck anyone?
I wish I had the ultimate computer
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Post by Harry Osborn on May 22, 2007 17:07:50 GMT -5
Granted, but then the computer starts thinking on its own and tries to take over the world as in the Terminator films.
I wish that I could have the tv all to myself.
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Post by Drakken Kane on May 22, 2007 17:11:17 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, at first it seems as though it didn't come true. Suddenly the sky began to darken as a large cloud formed... IT WAS RAINING TV's! But it was only raining them above you, your body becomes crushed.
I wish I had herpes
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Post by Harry Osborn on May 22, 2007 18:27:56 GMT -5
Granted, but then you die!
I wish I had more than one phone line.
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Post by The Darkness on May 22, 2007 18:42:45 GMT -5
Granted but you realise its a bomb line rather then a phone line
I wish I didnt have to pay tax
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Post by Venom on May 22, 2007 18:44:52 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, but since you haven't been paying taxes you are sent to prison for the next thirty years
I wish I had a banana split
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Post by The Darkness on May 22, 2007 18:48:06 GMT -5
Granted but it eats you instead I wish I had my own symbiote
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